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Haha, rthstewart blames everything on me.

If I ever wrote my autobiography, it would be titled:

It's Sharyn With a Y (you morons)

This title was given to me by a former coworker, I can't take credit for it. The constant misspelling of my name is the daily irritant that rubs me raw.

Alternative title:

You Have No Compassion For Anyone!

This was also given to me by a former coworker, although inadvertently. She was telling me I was stone cold heartless for not worrying about a kid who had lost 50 cents in the coffee machine.

Rth also asked for chapter titles:

Chapter 3: "Stabbing someone with a pencil doesn't count as actual stabbing, right?"
Chapter 5: "A fishcake, a patsy and a man with a paper asshole all sit at a table..."
Chapter 20: "Sister Notanun and the Great Coffee Plot"

All of these are from actual occurrences in my life. As a matter of fact, the Sister Notanun chapter was originally published on my LJ! :D