26 for 2026

1. Step up my hater game to Fifty Cent’s level. 
That’s right, enemies, TREMBLE BEFORE ME!
2. Feel my bones!
3. Just keep walking.
4. More knitting! I will finish this blanket before I die.
5. Stop getting norovirus, I cannot throw up anymore 
or else I will die and not finish the blanket.
6. Always hate celery.
7. Determine how to prevent my lumbar vertebrae 
from crumbling into dust. <— spoiler: this seems to be impossible.
8. Since above is impossible, get surgery.
9. Watch the mail for my invitation to Taylor and Travis’ wedding.
10. Declutter and organize home office <— actual goal?!?
11. Enjoy this Olivia Dean album while I wait for Noah Kahan’s new release.
12. Make and enjoy many chai lattes and Thai iced teas.
13. Continue to wait breathlessly for the next season
 of Interview with the Vampire The Vampire Lestat!
14. Actually go on a trip this year?
15. Enjoy my candles.
16. Read more books. <— lifelong goal.
17. Do not look back on 2025 with any fondness.
18. Journal? I hear it’s healthy.
19. Use ALL the notebooks!
20. Eat more muddy buddies (Thanks, Andy!).
21. Make my cats internet famous.
22. Clean the ink stain off my leather wallet 
because it’s making me mad.
23. Only wear comfy shoes.
24. Wait for The Big News and plan my celebration.
25. Win the next Powerball billion dollar jackpot 
and give (almost) all of it away (gotta keep some to pay my bills).
26. Stay cozy, kind, and always blow kisses. 😘