Meme? she asks hopefully

It is very quiet at work today (I am one of five people working!) so I turn to you for some entertainment, flist!

Probably none of you are working either, and this will be fruitless, but I will try! :D

I have two memes! You can pick one!

Thetop five meme! You give me a top five topic (Top Five Thanksgiving foods, Top Five reasons Days of our Lives is insane), and I'll give you the details!

Or if you don't want Top Fives, and are feeling a little more prurient, there's this meme:

1) Comment with any character you know I've written or RPed or am familiar with.

2) Receive three bits of trivia about their sexuality: practices, preferences, experiences, fantasies, kinks, etc.

And if there is something specific you want to know about number 2, feel free to ask.