Letters, Royal Wedding Edition

Dear CBS news crew,

Are you all completely insane? It was a wedding, not the second coming.

Settle down, really,
Snacky


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Dear Anderson Cooper,

When you start mentioning "plushies" in the crowds, you need a nap.

CNN out,
Snax


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Dear Pippa Middleton,

Beauty of a bridesmaid dress. And good job with the train. But my favorite part was the iron grip you had on those three year old bridesmaids.

Admirably,
Snacky

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Dear Prince Harry,

I loved how you were chatting away right up to the altar. "Will, did I tell you about this girl I pulled last night? We were out at -- oh, right, Best Man. I'll focus."

More wacky hijinks please,
Snacky

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Dear British Royal-type People,

Never stop with the hats, I love 'em all. Best part of today (oh, okay, her dress was gorgeous too).

Your pal,
Snax

P.S. Beatrice, Eugenie? Haters to left, you gals ROCKED THE ABBEY.

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Dear Prince William and Princess Catherine,

Nice wedding, but I have to admit, I dozed off during the ceremony. Best picture from your big day:



Thanks for inviting me!
Snacky