Letters, Royal Wedding Edition

[snacky]

Dear CBS news crew,

Are you all completely insane? It was a wedding, not the second coming.

Settle down, really,
Snacky


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Dear Anderson Cooper,

When you start mentioning "plushies" in the crowds, you need a nap.

CNN out,
Snax


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Dear Pippa Middleton,

Beauty of a bridesmaid dress. And good job with the train. But my favorite part was the iron grip you had on those three year old bridesmaids.

Admirably,
Snacky

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Dear Prince Harry,

I loved how you were chatting away right up to the altar. "Will, did I tell you about this girl I pulled last night? We were out at -- oh, right, Best Man. I'll focus."

More wacky hijinks please,
Snacky

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Dear British Royal-type People,

Never stop with the hats, I love 'em all. Best part of today (oh, okay, her dress was gorgeous too).

Your pal,
Snax

P.S. Beatrice, Eugenie? Haters to left, you gals ROCKED THE ABBEY.

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Dear Prince William and Princess Catherine,

Nice wedding, but I have to admit, I dozed off during the ceremony. Best picture from your big day:



Thanks for inviting me!
Snacky

Comments

[ymfaery]

That flower girl in the lower left of the last picture is hilariously cranky-looking. XD

[autumnia]

Like you, I LOVED Pippa's dress. I think Kate's decisions on her wedding has caused a lot of brides to rethink their own planning -- one of my friends said after seeing Pippa, maybe she should make her own bridesmaid wear white as well.

Harry was pretty funny today. I bet he teased his brother about Kate's entrance into the Abbey since he got to see her before the groom did. :-)

And oh, those hats. They were quite the topic of conversation among some of the men in my office today.

[msilverstar]

love the surly small child in front!

[st_aurafina]

Beatrice and Eugenie were so awesome. It's all "Haters to the left, cos I'm a bloody princess!"

[forodwaith]

That wee bridesmaid is about 5 seconds away from a major meltdown. Love it!