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Meme
I have nothing of substance to report, people. Instead, let's meme:
Give me a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
Hit me up.
Give me a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
Hit me up.
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who is the big spoon/little spoon
Aslan is the big spoon. Neo's kind of afraid to move too much at night, to be honest.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Deciding who lives and who dies.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Aslan. He's got a lot of fur and that mane is a bitch to detangle.
what they order from take out
Neo likes Chinese, so Aslan's learned to accept it, even though he prefers raw red meat (not a tame lion!)
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Who gets to be the savior in the NEXT world they create.
who does most of the cleaning
Neo, and believe him, there's a lot to be said for a Dyson vacuum cleaner, what with all the fur that's shed.
what has a season pass in their DVR
Keeping Up With The Kardashian's for Aslan, and Neo's a big fan of all the CSI shows.
who controls the netflix queue
Neo. Aslan is resentful that he didn't think to invent Netflix.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Aslan. His growl is super-effective in getting them quick repairs.
who steals the blankets
They don't need blankets, Aslan is a blanket.
who leaves their stuff around
Neo. Aslan tends to push it into piles and then Neo complains that he can't find anything where he left it.
who remembers to buy the milk
Neo, because Aslan always drinks a big bowl before bed and then there's never enough for coffee in the morning.
who remembers anniversaries
Aslan. He remembers everything.
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*dies*
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Aslan. His growl is super-effective in getting them quick repairs.
Oh hell yes. I wish that I had had Aslan as a roommate during the eighties.