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I have nothing of substance to report, people. Instead, let's meme:
Give me a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
Hit me up.
Give me a pairing and I will tell you:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
what has a season pass in their DVR
who controls the netflix queue
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
who steals the blankets
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
Hit me up.
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who is the big spoon/little spoon
Steve, mostly. But sometimes after Darcy gets up in the night to pee, she spoons up behind him when she gets back in bed. She just really likes his shoulders, okay?
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Steve likes sketching Darcy doing all kinds of things. She gets a little uncomfortable sometimes when she's posing, but it gives them time to talk, so she's good with it.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Darcy. Long hot showers are the best, and Steve's got plenty of hot water at his place, as opposed to hers, where the hot water's gone in two minutes.
what they order from take out
Steve gets bored with just one thing, so they're always trying a lot of different stuff, even though they had that really bad experience with the Thai-Italian fusion place.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Bagels - Darcy likes sesame seed and Steve always "forgets" those in favor of poppy.
who does most of the cleaning
Steve. He's always been very tidy, which Darcy doesn't mind at all - he even mops the floors once a week!
what has a season pass in their DVR
How I Met Your Mother, Castle, and Bones for Darcy, and Steve is kind of obsessed with The History Channel, so they record everything.
who controls the netflix queue
Darcy, but she's always adding things she thinks Steve will like.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Steve. And he does it promptly and politely, while Darcy's still pulling on an extra sweater and grumbling.
who steals the blankets
Both. It's a constant battle for the blankets, even with an extra comforter piled on top.
who leaves their stuff around
Darcy. It drove Steve a little crazy at first, but he just started picking up after her, and felt better.
who remembers to buy the milk
Darcy. Cap'n Crunch cereal is her favorite snack.
who remembers anniversaries
Darcy. Steve has issues with marking time.
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who is the big spoon/little spoon
Aslan is the big spoon. Neo's kind of afraid to move too much at night, to be honest.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Deciding who lives and who dies.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Aslan. He's got a lot of fur and that mane is a bitch to detangle.
what they order from take out
Neo likes Chinese, so Aslan's learned to accept it, even though he prefers raw red meat (not a tame lion!)
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Who gets to be the savior in the NEXT world they create.
who does most of the cleaning
Neo, and believe him, there's a lot to be said for a Dyson vacuum cleaner, what with all the fur that's shed.
what has a season pass in their DVR
Keeping Up With The Kardashian's for Aslan, and Neo's a big fan of all the CSI shows.
who controls the netflix queue
Neo. Aslan is resentful that he didn't think to invent Netflix.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Aslan. His growl is super-effective in getting them quick repairs.
who steals the blankets
They don't need blankets, Aslan is a blanket.
who leaves their stuff around
Neo. Aslan tends to push it into piles and then Neo complains that he can't find anything where he left it.
who remembers to buy the milk
Neo, because Aslan always drinks a big bowl before bed and then there's never enough for coffee in the morning.
who remembers anniversaries
Aslan. He remembers everything.
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who is the big spoon/little spoon
Edmund's the big spoon. Scully doesn't mind, since he's good at snuggling.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
Reading. They sit together on the couch and read interesting bits of their books out loud to each other.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Edmund, who has never got over the lack of hot water in his childhood. It makes Scully cranky, but she's from a family of six, and this is nothing new.
what they order from take out
Chinese. Dumplings and orange chicken for Edmund, shrimp lo mein and spring rolls for Scully.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Edmund likes to sleep with the bedroom window open, but Scully gets too cold.
who does most of the cleaning
Scully. She finds cleaning very soothing.
what has a season pass in their DVR
Mythbusters and Bones for Scully, Edmund loves Leverage and Game of Thrones.
who controls the netflix queue
Edmund. He's a big James Bond fan, and loves all kinds of action movies. Scully sighs and occasionally sneaks a rom-com on there.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Scully. Edmund just suffers in silence.
who steals the blankets
Scully. See above re: sleeping with the window open. Edmund figures it's only fair.
who leaves their stuff around
Edmund. Stacks of books and papers and journals everywhere.
who remembers to buy the milk
Scully, but she always calls Edmund to pick it up.
who remembers anniversaries
Scully. She's got every important date in her blackberry.
(This was super-hard, because Scully is so OTP with Mulder! :D)
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who is the big spoon/little spoon
Grissom's the big spoon. He especially like nuzzling the back of Warrick's neck, which Warrick's fine with but the sniffing does weird him out a bit.
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
You'd never know it to look at him, but Warrick is an avid birdwatcher, and Gil likes any reason to use binoculars.
who uses all the hot water in the morning
Warrick. Gil just sighs and takes a lukewarm shower.
what they order from take out
Chinese. Lo mein for Gil, and Warren likes anything spicy.
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
Remembering to take the dog for walk.
who does most of the cleaning
Warrick. Otherwise there'd be bugs everywhere.
what has a season pass in their DVR
Grissom is a big fan of Law & Order: SVU, and Warrick loves Two and Half Men.
who controls the netflix queue
Warrick. Or else they end up with all bug documentaries.
who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working
Warrick. Gil's usually too busy to notice.
who steals the blankets
Warrick. He hates being cold. Gil always tugs them back though.
who leaves their stuff around
Gil. Everywhere. Warrick never realized how much stuff Gil actually has.
who remembers to buy the milk
Gil. He dates it and buys new milk once a week, whether they're out or not.
who remembers anniversaries
Both. They usually like to take a weekend away, and plan it well in advance.
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\o/
Aslan. His growl is super-effective in getting them quick repairs.
Oh hell yes. I wish that I had had Aslan as a roommate during the eighties.
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You make me happy, thank you for this <3