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[snacky]

I just read a thread that devolved into people arguing about whether they thought of Robert Downey Jr's dick when they wrote smut.

(Spoilers: Smut writers say no, not thinking about RDJ's dick specifically, just a general dick for smutty purposes. People do not believe this say it's a little like raping RDJ to write about his character having sex because OF COURSE you must think about his dick.)

There were no winners. Except me. Who laughed and laughed.

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[spawn_of_kong]

it's okay when we write about 12 year olds having sex, because they're not real people, but Tony Stark is like a real person because he was played in a movie by RDJ* so that means you can only visualize an actual real person having sex.

...*boggles some more*