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Narnia crack filk? Oh dear.
Last night on Twitter, ![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
wingedflight21 tweeted:
@WingedFlight: I enjoy introducing friends to the joys of fandom through sex shenanegains. @accidentalsquid
Then I saw this tweet:
@accidentalsquid: @snacky So, @WingedFlight just told me that Peter got laid. Also, something about porpoises. Say it ain't so?
@snacky: I believe Peter getting laid is still being written. Meanwhile Susan did get laid, and Edmund thought he heard porpoises.
@accidentalsquid: @snacky And that was what you missed last time on Glee!
Madness ensues...
@snacky: @accidentalsquid There may have been a Rachel Berry solo involved too. *shifty eyes*
@WingedFlight: @snacky @accidentalsquid Ok, I'm howling with laughter here. Narnian smut Glee-songfics for EVERYONE.
@accidentalsquid: @snacky Now I've got a mental image of a faun singing that song from Les Mis, complete with choreography.
@snacky: @WingedFlight @accidentalsquid Kurt does a duet with Lord Peridan, who is just dreamy.
@accidentalsquid: @snacky I wish you could see how hard @Wingedflight is laughing right now. We're on Skype. No sound is coming out.
@snacky: @accidentalsquid :D :D :D For my next trick, I rewrite all the lyrics to Don't Stop Believing, from the Beavers' POV.
@WingedFlight: @snacky @accidentalsquid YES. PLEASE.
Just a beaver girl, livin' in a frozen world
She swam the icy stream goin' anywhere
Just a bucktoothed boy, worried 'bout the Witch's ploy
With sweet beaver girl, had a love affair
The Creatures in the frozen gloom
A smell of faun-wine and Pine perfume
All praying for the Winter's end
It goes on and on and on and on
Creatures waiting, all along the forest paths
The White Witch searching in the night
Furry beavers, living just to gnaw some hard wood
Hiding, somewhere in the night.
Working hard to build my dam,
Everybody needs a plan
Bettin' anything the Four will come,
As prophesized
Narnians win, The Witch will lose
Aslan's roar she can't refuse
Oh, the story never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
Creatures waiting, all along the forest paths
The White Witch searching in the night
Furry beavers, living just to gnaw some hard wood
Hiding, somewhere in the night.
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Woodland creatures
Oh....
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Woodland creatures
Oh....
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Woodland creatures
Oh....
@accidentalsquid: @snacky You are my new favorite. Sorry @WingedFlight.
@snacky: @accidentalsquid YAY I WIN! Now I will stop with the lyrics. PS Please picture Rachel and Finn singing, kthnx
@WingedFlight: @snacky @accidentalsquid Meanwhile Blaine's dancing in the background with Ed and #waitwaitwhatamidoing
I suspect I should be embarrassed. But, asmusesfool always says, "we make our own fun."
wingedflight21 tweeted:@WingedFlight: I enjoy introducing friends to the joys of fandom through sex shenanegains. @accidentalsquid
Then I saw this tweet:
@accidentalsquid: @snacky So, @WingedFlight just told me that Peter got laid. Also, something about porpoises. Say it ain't so?
@snacky: I believe Peter getting laid is still being written. Meanwhile Susan did get laid, and Edmund thought he heard porpoises.
@accidentalsquid: @snacky And that was what you missed last time on Glee!
Madness ensues...
@snacky: @accidentalsquid There may have been a Rachel Berry solo involved too. *shifty eyes*
@WingedFlight: @snacky @accidentalsquid Ok, I'm howling with laughter here. Narnian smut Glee-songfics for EVERYONE.
@accidentalsquid: @snacky Now I've got a mental image of a faun singing that song from Les Mis, complete with choreography.
@snacky: @WingedFlight @accidentalsquid Kurt does a duet with Lord Peridan, who is just dreamy.
@accidentalsquid: @snacky I wish you could see how hard @Wingedflight is laughing right now. We're on Skype. No sound is coming out.
@snacky: @accidentalsquid :D :D :D For my next trick, I rewrite all the lyrics to Don't Stop Believing, from the Beavers' POV.
@WingedFlight: @snacky @accidentalsquid YES. PLEASE.
Just a beaver girl, livin' in a frozen world
She swam the icy stream goin' anywhere
Just a bucktoothed boy, worried 'bout the Witch's ploy
With sweet beaver girl, had a love affair
The Creatures in the frozen gloom
A smell of faun-wine and Pine perfume
All praying for the Winter's end
It goes on and on and on and on
Creatures waiting, all along the forest paths
The White Witch searching in the night
Furry beavers, living just to gnaw some hard wood
Hiding, somewhere in the night.
Working hard to build my dam,
Everybody needs a plan
Bettin' anything the Four will come,
As prophesized
Narnians win, The Witch will lose
Aslan's roar she can't refuse
Oh, the story never ends
It goes on and on and on and on
Creatures waiting, all along the forest paths
The White Witch searching in the night
Furry beavers, living just to gnaw some hard wood
Hiding, somewhere in the night.
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Woodland creatures
Oh....
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Woodland creatures
Oh....
Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Woodland creatures
Oh....
@accidentalsquid: @snacky You are my new favorite. Sorry @WingedFlight.
@snacky: @accidentalsquid YAY I WIN! Now I will stop with the lyrics. PS Please picture Rachel and Finn singing, kthnx
@WingedFlight: @snacky @accidentalsquid Meanwhile Blaine's dancing in the background with Ed and #waitwaitwhatamidoing
I suspect I should be embarrassed. But, as
musesfool always says, "we make our own fun."
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*dies*
Clearly, between this and Batman!Gaston, you have a gift.
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Gosh, seems we always see you, Batman
Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ryone here'd love to be you, Batman
Even when taking your lumps
There's no man in town as feared as you
You're ev'ryone's crazy ol' bat
Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you
Although sometimes we wonder 'bout that
No one's quick as Batman
No one's slick as Batman
No one's belt is as full of tricks as Batman's
For there's no man in town half as crazy
Brooding, his epic manpain!
You can ask any Tim, Dick or Jason
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on
Tim, Dick and Jason:
No one's mad like Batman
Catches cads like Batman
Barbara:
No one's quite as obsessed with his dad like Batman
Batman:
As a superhero, yes, I'm intimidating!
Barbara and Robins:
My what a guy, that Batman!
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Also, I'm going to have that damn song in my head again! It took weeks to get rid of it!
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I actually am rather good at it - it was a hobby when I was in college, back before I'd ever heard of fandom or the word filk, and I just did it to entertain people or for shows and things - but DAMN, they are powerful earworms.
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