Narnia crack filk? Oh dear.

[snacky]

Last night on Twitter, wingedflight21 tweeted:

@WingedFlight: I enjoy introducing friends to the joys of fandom through sex shenanegains. @accidentalsquid

Then I saw this tweet:

@accidentalsquid: @snacky So, @WingedFlight just told me that Peter got laid. Also, something about porpoises. Say it ain't so?

@snacky: I believe Peter getting laid is still being written. Meanwhile Susan did get laid, and Edmund thought he heard porpoises.

@accidentalsquid: @snacky And that was what you missed last time on Glee!


Madness ensues...


@snacky: @accidentalsquid There may have been a Rachel Berry solo involved too. *shifty eyes*

@WingedFlight: @snacky @accidentalsquid Ok, I'm howling with laughter here. Narnian smut Glee-songfics for EVERYONE.

@accidentalsquid: @snacky Now I've got a mental image of a faun singing that song from Les Mis, complete with choreography.

@snacky: @WingedFlight @accidentalsquid Kurt does a duet with Lord Peridan, who is just dreamy.

@accidentalsquid: @snacky I wish you could see how hard @Wingedflight is laughing right now. We're on Skype. No sound is coming out.

@snacky: @accidentalsquid :D :D :D For my next trick, I rewrite all the lyrics to Don't Stop Believing, from the Beavers' POV.

@WingedFlight: @snacky @accidentalsquid YES. PLEASE.



Just a beaver girl, livin' in a frozen world
She swam the icy stream goin' anywhere
Just a bucktoothed boy, worried 'bout the Witch's ploy
With sweet beaver girl, had a love affair

The Creatures in the frozen gloom
A smell of faun-wine and Pine perfume
All praying for the Winter's end
It goes on and on and on and on

Creatures waiting, all along the forest paths
The White Witch searching in the night
Furry beavers, living just to gnaw some hard wood
Hiding, somewhere in the night.

Working hard to build my dam,
Everybody needs a plan
Bettin' anything the Four will come,
As prophesized
Narnians win, The Witch will lose
Aslan's roar she can't refuse
Oh, the story never ends
It goes on and on and on and on

Creatures waiting, all along the forest paths
The White Witch searching in the night
Furry beavers, living just to gnaw some hard wood
Hiding, somewhere in the night.

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Woodland creatures
Oh....

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Woodland creatures
Oh....

Don't stop believin'
Hold on to the feelin'
Woodland creatures
Oh....

@accidentalsquid: @snacky You are my new favorite. Sorry @WingedFlight.

@snacky: @accidentalsquid YAY I WIN! Now I will stop with the lyrics. PS Please picture Rachel and Finn singing, kthnx

@WingedFlight: @snacky @accidentalsquid Meanwhile Blaine's dancing in the background with Ed and #waitwaitwhatamidoing

I suspect I should be embarrassed. But, as musesfool always says, "we make our own fun."