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a little snacki snacc ([personal profile] snacky) wrote2010-11-11 12:34 pm

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So last night, [personal profile] musesfool and I were discussing Yuletide's most recent wank, as you do.

And we came to the conclusion that based on this wank, Yuletide needs a new tag line, because "now we tell of Yuletide treasure" doesn't really seem to cut it anymore.

So we began brainstorming, and, as you can see, it got a little silly, but here's a bunch of what we came up with:


The first rule of Yuletide is, YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT YULETIDE.
Yuletide: Love it or Leave it!
Yuletide: Don't make the mods turn this car around!
Yuletide: I hope you're happy you've ruined Christmas!
JESUS CHRIST GET IN THE CAR, IT'S YULETIDE!
Forget about it, Jake. It's Yuletide.
Yuletide: My god, it's full of stars.
Yuletide: We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Yuletide: You're gonna need a bigger gun
Yuletide: Can't live with it... pass the beer nuts
Yuletide: I just want to smash your face in.
Yuletide: I WILL NOT BE IGNORED
Yuletide: YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH
Yuletide: HASTA LA VISTA, BABY
Yuletide: Demented and sad, but social
Yuletide: I love the smell of napalm in the morning
Yuletide: you killed my father, prepare to die
Yuletide: Turn this mother out.
Yuletide: getting jiggy wit' it
Yuletide: DON'T CALL IT A COMEBACK
Yuletide: I don't think you're ready for this jelly
Yuletide: The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire!
Yuletide: we don't need no water, let the motherfucker burn
Yuletide: i ain't no goddamn son of a bitch
Yuletide: look me in the eye and tell me you're satisfied
Yuletide: Take it to the limit, one more time
Yuletide: I've seen the needle and the damage done
Yuletide: one step clear of the chain gang and two miles over the line
Yuletide: it's the end of the world as we know it
Yuletide: Because I got high...
Yuletide: out of the blue and into the black
Yuletide: what you say about his company is what you say about society
Yuletide: There must be some kind of way out of here
Yuletide: it ain't no sin to be glad you're alive
Yuletide: keep your eyes on the road and your hands upon the wheel
Yuletide: once I rose above the noise and confusion
Yuletide: Everybody hurts sometimes
Yuletide: what i got you got to get and put it in you
Yuletide: money changes everything
Yuletide: push it good
Yuletide: we like to party and bullshit
Yuletide: i'm just a notch on your bedpost but you're just a line in a song
Yuletide: took the chevy to the levee but the levee was dry
Yuletide: You smashed a plate over my head, then I set fire to our bed
Yuletide: why do we crucify ourselves?
Yuletide: it's just a fool who plays it cool
Yuletide: mama looked down and spit on the ground every time my name was mentioned
Yuletide: do what you like, but don't do it here
Yuletide: Wait a minute, mister, I didn't even kiss her.
Yuletide: 'scuse me while kiss the sky
Yuletide: let your hips do the talking
Yuletide: got a little woman and she won't be true
Yuletide: I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Yuletide: like the naked leads the blind
Yuletide: let's talk about sex, baby
Yuletide: clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right...
Yuletide: You and me could write a bad romance
Yuletide: I can end the planet in a holocaust
Yuletide: We didn't start the fire


Feel free to add your own! :D
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[personal profile] anatsuno 2010-11-11 07:47 pm (UTC)(link)
:D :D :D :D :D
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[personal profile] minim_calibre 2010-11-11 11:57 pm (UTC)(link)
FTMFW!
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[personal profile] spiralleds 2010-11-12 04:04 am (UTC)(link)
You're so vain, you probably think this Yuletide's about you.


*g*
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[personal profile] goodbyebird 2010-11-12 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
*thumbs up*
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[personal profile] mara 2010-11-12 01:40 pm (UTC)(link)
YES. THIS.
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[personal profile] heidi 2010-11-12 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
:D
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[personal profile] mecurtin 2010-11-12 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Rotating taglines! It would be easy-peasy.
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[personal profile] ranalore 2010-11-12 08:00 am (UTC)(link)
These are relevant to my interests. A few restrained (by which I mean I tied them up) suggestions of my own:

There's no crying in Yuletide!

You killed my Yuletide, prepare to die.

SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING YULETIDE!!!

Yuletide: This is the kick.
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[personal profile] phosfate 2010-11-12 05:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Yuletide: Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure

Yuletide: Difficult difficult lemon difficult.