No, your story isn't greater. Yes, I will fight you on this -- which is appropriate, because my story features a fight:
This Fic Has Everything (2140 words) by Anonymous
Fandom: Saturday Night Live, Saturday Night Live RPF, Pundit & Broadcast Journalist RPF (US)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Seth Meyers/Stefon
Characters: Seth Meyers, Stefon (Saturday Night Live), Anderson Cooper
Additional Tags: Boxing & Fisticuffs, Clubbing, Drinking, Yuletide
The fic that answers the question: why aren't there more fics where Seth Meyers fights Anderson Cooper for Stefon's love? Featuring Viola Gayvis, the broken bottle firewalk down the block from the Port Authority, the promoter duo of Don King and Don Lemon, and MTV's Dan Cortese.
Holy smokes! This fic truly lives up to its title. If you, like me, love Stefon and Seth Meyers, DO NOT HESITATE! Read this immediately because you will laugh your ass off, guaranteed! And then give the anonymous writer all the praise and kudos they deserve because this is the most fabulous Yuletide fic EVER.