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mr five dollar foot long's sweet caboose ([personal profile] snacky) wrote2017-01-23 10:19 pm
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I just read a thread that devolved into people arguing about whether they thought of Robert Downey Jr's dick when they wrote smut.

(Spoilers: Smut writers say no, not thinking about RDJ's dick specifically, just a general dick for smutty purposes. People do not believe this say it's a little like raping RDJ to write about his character having sex because OF COURSE you must think about his dick.)

There were no winners. Except me. Who laughed and laughed.
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[personal profile] bedlamsbard 2017-01-24 03:47 am (UTC)(link)
The headtilt I just made.
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[personal profile] bedlamsbard 2017-01-24 09:04 pm (UTC)(link)
I know fandom has always been fandom, but SOME DAYS I think it's just getting weirder and weirder and more puritan.
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[personal profile] umadoshi 2017-01-24 04:03 am (UTC)(link)
That's...um. An interesting way of looking at things. O_o
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[personal profile] ymfaery 2017-01-24 04:05 am (UTC)(link)
..............
I'm supposed to think specifically of RDJ's dick when I think of Tony Stark having sex? Dude, I don't have a clue as to how his looks like, and I don't want to know. :)
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[personal profile] edenfalling 2017-01-24 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
...WHAT
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[personal profile] cofax7 2017-01-24 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
... huh. :g:
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[personal profile] maidenjedi 2017-01-24 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
That kind of makes my day, in a twisted way. Where's the popcorn?
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[personal profile] lilacsigil 2017-01-24 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
...what if I'm writing comics Tony? Do I have to think of cartoon dick? What if it's from the four-colour era, does it have little coloured dots?
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[personal profile] mme_hardy 2017-01-24 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Now I'm thinking of "Put me in the zoo" and the polkadotted animal. Polkadot dicks for all!
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[personal profile] anjou 2017-01-25 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
OMG! I am laughing so hard at the idea of cartoon dick!

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[personal profile] amyfortuna 2017-01-24 07:39 am (UTC)(link)
That is absolutely bizarre, the idea that thinking about someone's body being involved in sex acts is in any way equivalent to rape. I mean, that's some old-school Bible-based 'whoever looks at a woman with lust has already committed adultery with her' thoughtcrime right there.
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[personal profile] spawn_of_kong 2017-01-24 11:48 pm (UTC)(link)
it's okay when we write about 12 year olds having sex, because they're not real people, but Tony Stark is like a real person because he was played in a movie by RDJ* so that means you can only visualize an actual real person having sex.

...*boggles some more*
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[personal profile] anjou 2017-01-25 12:18 am (UTC)(link)
I ... I ... o_0

I got nothing.

Wow.
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[personal profile] msilverstar 2017-01-26 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
Possibly gigantic defensive wanking because they don't want to discuss what they're doing.

Says the RPF fan. I like thinking about RDJ's dick!
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[personal profile] musesfool 2017-01-24 02:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh fandom.
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[personal profile] anatsuno 2017-01-24 04:48 pm (UTC)(link)
*facepalm*
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[personal profile] herdivineshadow 2017-01-24 09:29 pm (UTC)(link)
So if you are writing about Sherlock Holmes doing the thing, then you have to think of RDJ todger rather than....Sherlock Holmes'?
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[personal profile] herdivineshadow 2017-01-28 05:18 pm (UTC)(link)
And if it is an Iron Man/Sherlock crossover fic, it's RDJ somehow... masturbating instead?
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[personal profile] spawn_of_kong 2017-01-24 11:45 pm (UTC)(link)
What the...
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[personal profile] anjou 2017-01-25 12:19 am (UTC)(link)
I need a wine recommendation.

What goes with crazycakes?
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[personal profile] ymfaery 2017-01-25 08:04 am (UTC)(link)
How about that sparkly purple wine that showed up on tumblr a year ago or so? Not sure if it was called Vinq. Also, there was a red version too that I saw in store. :)
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[personal profile] handypolymath 2017-01-26 01:28 am (UTC)(link)
*applauds this comment*
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[personal profile] phosfate 2017-01-26 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Welp, thank them for putting the image of RDJ's dick into my head. That's great. That's really, really great.

Oh shit, now it's got a top hat on and is doing a little dance.